The Sass Dragons are three dudes from the suburbs of Chicago, Illinoyse. They listen to mostly the ringing in their own ears. The Sass Dragons dont care. The Sass Dragons are influenced by rock music. The Sass Dragons used to have another guitar player but he is in another band called Tank Engine now. Check them out or dont The Sass Dragons don't care. This site is done by our good friend b- rad. He lives in the city. The Sass Dragons have some cd's out and hopefully more to come if they can git theyre goddamn fukking act together. If you come and see The Sass Dragons you will either git a.) a kick ass performance or (b) a shitty drunk performance. Either way you will think it is brilliant. Thanks for coming to our website and if you have a pony tail give us a fukking record deal right fukking now. bye bye.